Yesterday and today

Yesterday TW was wierd. She was singing and dancing around the field and ran round with us all. Then she got us a big bale of hay delivered and sat on top pretending to be a pixie while we nibbled round her.

Today she took frank out and me and Bee sunbathed. TW says I'm looking amazing. That's nice.

Green

The grass is growing , my poos are green. Yuck. Thought I was going to get a nice sunny hack today. But TW was more interested in her phone and iPad. Then something made her mad and we went back to the big bale. Oh dear.

Good lad

Me and TW had a pootle today. It was great. She said I felt all fit and strong again. It feels like hunting weather to me but TW says maybe next year. Booooo.

Aww crap

What a mistake! My Bucky antics worried TW so much that Frank got to go out with Harry at Hickling. I was gutted. In fact I was fair miffed so I text TWs dawgs to express my miffed ness. And they left her a pressie on my behalf . Bad dogs!

Bastards

TW shouted bastards alot today. In fact she shouted bl3ddy, f*cking c#nting bastards mostly. Disgusting behaviour. Brack thought it was hilarious and bucked and farted around her after she had dragged us baxk into our field.

I quite wanted to go back into the long grass but she wouldn't let me. So I bit her. That made her REALLY swear. Such a potty mouth.

Buck

TW finally arrived today. She took frank for a baxk and then came back for me. It was lovely, she said I seemed so confident and mature. We has a cheeky trot. Then she asked for a canter. Buck buck buck. Nap nap nap. I don't think my sore leg was ready for it. Oh dear that's sad :(

Favourite

When TW came to the field today I came straight over and in to the yard. Quick graze, brush, tack on and in she hopped. The moment if truth. I marched straight off the yard. Nappy? Me never!

Through the village in the sunshine, down to the bench nd round the illegal field with one small trot. Perfect. TW was pleased, so was I.

Love

TW took frank out today instead of me. She's promised I can go out next weekend though. Frank was naughty and TW is stressed. I gave her lots of lovely kisses in the field today. That made her happy. Then I head butted her.

Rain

Down came the rain and we came in to have our feet done. TW upset mr farrier cos she said I hated him, he didnt find it funny. That made TW laugh. I was a mostly very good boy today apart from trying to nibble mr farriers bottom. He said I could have a knuckle sandwich. He was only joking though. Hope the grass grows cos theres no hay left.

Eating

The big bale of hay isn't lasting so long. TW was shocked. We are full!