grub

TW is itching to get out on some rides again. Thank feck for that. Trouble is she's too fecking busy. And we've had some lovely sunny days too.. Typical!

Anyhoo she's thinking about grub again and I might get some of pink mash stuff. Yesterday we started on the forage plus balancer stuff. Feck me those nuggets are HUGE!! TW left me tied up nomming and I got stuck in. When she turned round she noticed I was just stood not eating. She thought I had finished already but I let her know I was choking. I stood nicely while she whacked up and down my neck SO fecking hard. A couple of times I thought I was going to pass out and my legs buckled a bit but she kept thwacking and eventually I was ok. Then I told her I wanted my grub back but she only gave me a bowl of chaff. I was fecking furious so she turned me out and told me to have a drink.

This morning when she came she told me to eat slower and I took her advice. I think she is thinking about booking us on some rides soon but I have no idea if we will actually get to go....

rides

I'm realy starting to get frustrated, I need to get out on a ride bfore the end of the year but TW is worried about being too fat, my tummy and the other peeps being too speedy and the rides being too long. I just want to get cracking again. There's not long left this year now. To get motivated TW is buying me some new purple stuff which sounds nice. Bracky is a bit quiet at the moment which is worrying her but I reckon he's just finding the changing weather a bit wierd.

Nowt

Not much has been happening in the world of the herd. Dull. We've had some pissy rain and the midges have been very annoying. Me and Bee have been spending some time bonding again and there has been quite a bit of charging about in the mud. TW ain't so keen on that shizzle.

Yesterday in the runing about-ness Brack ran between Lolly and Mikka and they both shot a hind leg out in a kind of kick him or leg him up stylee. I can't remember the last time I saw TW laugh so much.

Anyhoo, today we got new grub. That thuderbrook chaff is fecking vile. Jezey and Bracky barged through the gate when I was eating which led to Brack getting two bowls of grub and TW and Jezey having a mahoosive row. TW got uber cross and they had a groundwork battle and they both got hot and grumpy. TW said that Jezey is the only fecker who pretends not to understand and that perhaps the home for life rule may cease to apply. But we all know she don't mean that.

Brack made it worse by refusing to go back into the field which resulted in TW getting him in a headlock to wrestle him out as he didnt have a headcollar on. Feck me!! I just want to start getting back out on some rides now. Ooh and I have a new rug which I imagine the gingers will pinch if it's not too big for them.

Bye

Dear Franklyn

It's been lovely spending some time again with you bud. Sorry you had to go again before we properly had chance to be proper buds again, I know you understand that I had to protect my position as boss of the herd. I appreciate you allowing me to keep that cos I know you could have taken over if you wanted to. Hope you are happy in your new home and you can come back anytime (but preferably when we have more grass). Hopefully TW will bring me to visit soon and we can go for a hack and have races like we used to.

Love Bot

Oops

Its been pishing down. So we had a chat and broke through the fence and went back into the paddock. TW wasn't too impressed I don't think although she did find it funny that Jezey, Dilly , Misty and Frank just stood at the gate forlornly. They're bums were too big to fit through I reckon.