Day 9 the grass dilemma

Bracky got to TW first this morning - never a good sign. I nipped her as soon as I got close. I wouldnt let her rub my tummy. She got sad and then frustrated so I nommed down my drugs and stomped off biting the others as I went. We got let through into the longer grass by Rusty for half an hour.  Tw tatted about with supplements and made the barn nice and wondered and wondered why I was feeling poo again. She even wondered if I would ever get better. That made her sad. eejit.

Eventually she realised what the problem was. Yesterday we only stayed in the barn til dinner time cos she was busy working later on. Bleddy grass. I love the grass. jez loves the grass. brack loves the grass. But the grass is mean to us. It makes my tummy hurt, it makes Brack itch and quite frankly it does nowt for Jezs waistline. Stupid wanky green stuff!!

Anyhoo, she made our grub and put extra equishure in mine. And shouted and shouted and shouted. We ignored her so in the end she had to bring me in with my head-collar. The first time in a long time. It made her stressed cos she knew the battle was going to be on. Fortunately Bee and Jez are so nosy and brought themselves in soon after me. They did not get equishure lol. TW weight taped me and Jez but that is not to be discussed!

We nommed and snoozed all day and had a good natter about random shizzle. When TW came back we got a tiny bit on the longer grass then she tempted us through into the shelter field with some grub. We all had equishure this time. We have very little grass so she gave us extra haynets. This evening i was much happier and relaxed and didnt mind my tummy being stroked. I still gave jez a kicking though. Ha! TW put my rug on before she left cos she says the weather might get crappy again.

As she left we all debated whether she is a good worrier or bad worrier for being a grass meany....we still haven't decided.

Hot day, sore guts

I was lying down when TW arrived at the field. Brack and Jez were stood snoozing together. TW panicked when she saw I was on the floor. She wanted to rush over but she had the dawgs with her so it took a bit of time to dodge the staffiosa. I was mostly fine, just a bit snooozy and I was glad when she took my coat off though.

Today I didn't want all of my drugs so I left the wee bit at the end. teacher Ruth says I can save a bit each day and then every few days we have a spare syringe. Bargain. But TW doesn't really get it so I just have a new one every day. Nobhead. My hind gut is a bit sore today, I stood with my right hind leg forward for a bit but I wasn't bitey or grumpy. I was glad to go in the barn though for a snooze.

I've started back on equishure today. We all did cos TW isn't sure we can be trusted to not share feeds. She dis want me to have some charcoal too but then she read it can't be taken when I'm on meds and can cause blocked guts. I think I would like a polo mint supplement instead.

grumpy detox

It rained all night. Wierd weather. So we ignored the hay and ate the fresh strip of grass we were allowed. As soon as she arrived TW knew it wasn't good. I had my meds nicely and then made lots of attempts to grab stuff. Tw was so confused she gave us brekky when she didn't mean to. Oops!

After her jobs she came and caught me and we set off for a walk. I was grumpy. She was tired. We had planned to go for a hack with the yard peeps but we rescheduled cos TW was awake too early. It was for the best. We did Eric's Block and all I wanted to do was eat detox dandelions. And stay away from the newbies in the field who were very keen on saying hello. I was not in the mood.

all the way round the walk there were loads of fields full of grass. I kept asking TW if we could have one but she said nope. Meany. I got more and more tired and in the end I gave her a huge bite on the arm. I thought she'd get mad and know how grumpy I felt. Bit it only bleddy made her cry! FFS! So i did what Mr Boblet does when she gets like that and ignored her and pretended I wasn't there until she felt less sad. it worked a treat! TW said I had to stretch my legs to help sort my muscle detox out. But it bleddy hurt.

After my walk she had a play with Jez and then we went for snoozes in the barn. When she came back at 6pm I felt much better. I got to put a coat on as bowen lucy had text TW and said the cold rain made me ache. Then we pottered out to the field and got some brekky. Nom! I hope my tummy feels better tomorrow.

Bleating, Bananas and Bowen

TW appeared early doors again. Brack and Jez were impressed and went scuttling over to see her. Me not so much. I hid. Right at the far corner of the field where she had no chance of seeing me. If she could have shit herself I think she would have. Heheheh it was very funny! But then I realised that I might miss out on brekky so came charging down the field. There was no brekky. Touche madame worrier!

To prove I was actually a good boy today I had my drugs loose in the field. She was very impressed. Then we got the brekky. Nom. And off she tootled to do a few jobs. We needed more hay cos we had finished all the nets in the night.

The forecast for the day was shite, Olive's mum had already said she was going to stay in bed drinking gin or something...her and TW chat all the time on the stoopid facebook crap. I'm going to see Olive in the summer though so that's good! TW decided she was feeling brave so she got my tack and we got ready to go. Just for a wee one. I was happy to be touched all over again today and I stood steady as a rock while she got on and didn't even look at her feet at all. That made her happy.

We tootled up the track and then off she popped and we went into the field. Now the sheep field is a pain. The sheep are wankers (says Brack not me) and it's dry stone wall so tricky for fatty worrier to get on easily, she gets her feet all tangled. So being the good boy that I am I stood steady again while she catapaulted at me, landed in the correct place and off we pottered some more. We went up the field, through the sheep up the next field and back down and then did some nice wiggly, circle bits. My straight stops are getting much better. But TW said I was a bit of a banana today. That made her a bit sad. Until she rode Jez too and Jez did the same thing and she realised she's just a crap rider! Pah!! Bracken said that too not me!

Anyhoo, after the riding we did some grazing and then she played with Jez and we went in the barn for a chill. That was lush. We were all just sleeping when bowen Lucy appeared and did some real good treatments. Bowen seems to be good for my tummy. I was soooooo relaxed. Bowen Lucy said I was much better but that might muscles are still full of toxins so I need to do lots of steady walking and rest when I get tired. Sounds good to me. Then the other two had a go, Bee had to have some help for all the aching bones he has from all the shenanigans. Dirty old man! Hehehe.

TW left us alone for a few hours to snooze, we were all so chilled it was great. Bee says that bowen stuff is as good as smoking weed. Feck knows how he knows that though! After that we went out into the rain for our tea and set about grazing. Not a bad day again!

Upside down day 5 and a rest

We stayed out alllll night last night. It was most enjoyable. TW came up bright and early still and we came tearing down the field to see her. But she said it wasn't the time for breakfast. So i refused to let her catch me and she had to ride Jez instead. That sort of back-fired when they had a lovely time, even when I tried to ruin it by shouting, galloping up and down the hedge and shouting some more. Jezey bleddy ignored me! WTF? And TW just told me to feck off.

Anyhoo, breakfast was served in the barn. me and Bee came charging in as usual while madam took her time as she said the mud at the door was scary. I got a gob full of grub before TW could get my drugs in my mouth which resulted in me spitting various bits out. Not sure if TW was more worried about me missing out on precious meds or the cost of the potential wasted potion!! It's a bit dear methinks!

We had a nice day chilling in the barn and nibbling hay. TW popped back around 4.30 and was pleased that I was still looking shiny and happy to have y tummy rubbed all over. Tomorrow I think I have a Lucy bowen visit.

Hack attack

Today was an interesting day. I took my meds like a good boy and then off we all went out into the field for brekky. It was bleddy scorching at 7.30am. Far too hot for the Bee who wanted to hide in the shelter. There was some nice grass to be nommed which is always a bonus!

TW pottered about and then came to catch me. No bother! I had a nice groom and chilled in the sunshine and TW was impressed that I let her groom me all over and did no nipping or grumpy stuff. The Dave man from the yard came along to see us and I tried to ignore him for a bit as I was trying to be a good lad but eventually I gave him some attention. He's not a bad sort but I'm trying really hard to be a one human horse at the moment (well at least when TW is watching).

Anyhoo, then I got my tack on and TW hauled her fat ass onto my back. I stood rock solid. She was so pleased. Then we pootled down to the main yard. I was a bit unsure tbh but we made it down alive. Waiting for us was Twi the racehorse. She makes me chuckle, she's a different kind of girl to Jez i reckon. Jez likes wrestling and squirting and eating (probably like TW says brack but that's a bit rude!) while Twi is a more glamouress lady with a nice line in face pulling and tail swishing. Ha! Girls!!

We set off through the fields and Mr Dave kindly did the big gates, then onto the trail. It's lush on the trail. I even managed to open a few gates myself! TW was so proud!! We did a new hack today down to the canal and then along the river. I really wanted to trot. and really wanted to bite twi's bum to annoy her. TW wouldn't let me do either. Meany!! It's right steep round by us now we are in Derbyshire which apparently is good for me. Hmmm. TW practised teacher Ruth's stuff again today - love the elbows in rule cos I get to have the longest reins ever! Hehehehe. I managed some straight stops though :D We did 90 minutes with absolutely no problem at all although I did have a few sticky moments at the start until I managed to poo.

Back at the yard I had a visit from lovely trimmer Debs who did mine and Jezs tootsies. I was a very good bot. we even got to stay out tonight - TW says we will come in for a few hours in the day from now on to help our tummies and feet.

Day 3 saddle up

TW didnt manage to get to us for 6am...apparently teacher ruth lady had told her that she might have a few hours window to get the drugs into me. So cos she had a few beers last night she arrived just before 9am. With most of her red lippy removed. She's such a freak! I much prefer my copra lipstick.

Anyhoo, she decided to try and give my meds sans headcollar again so I dodged around the barn. Then she said "it's to make your tummy better", so i nommed it down and went out into the field. The others followed. Lovely sunny day! We ate brekky and got grazing while TW pottered about.

Mr Boblet arrived later with the dawgs. I'm not sure about being married and stuff it's wierd. TW has been married before and is now married to Mr Boblet. Jezey said TW must have squirted lots or something. Bleddy girls. Jezey squirts all the time, Bracky quite likes it. It's mostly annoying to me. jezey likes getting her own way. mr Boblet says TW likes getting her own way. He's daft ...she never gets her own way with us.

Today we tried a bit of riding. I wasn't convinced at first as the grass on the new strip was so lovely but TW asked super nice and I thought I'd give it a go. No biting or wind sucking shizzle today. Tack on no bother and TW said I looked so handsome and shiny. We just did 3 times up and down the track and even managed two wee trots. TW was so chuffed. She was practicing the things teacher ruth had taught her and she actually did ok.

after we had done I went back in the field and then later she came back and we all trotted into the barn for tea and a sleep. very nice day.