So the sun has been bleddy roasting for days and we have mostly been chilling. Until today. Feck knows what has happened to TW but today she bowled up with the dawgs all confident like and chilled. So I did a mardy face and said I was sad and bored and then bit her. She was not best pleased.
Next thing, she's tacked me up and pops on cos I'm a good lad. Then we did some walking but she soon realised that her hands were all slippy on the reins from the peppermint oil. So I did some good napping including a nice mini rear. That got me a few hand slaps on the shoulder. Thats cruelty surely|? Anyhoo, the stupid nobber didnt even get nervous today and just kept making me pootle about. What a fecking cow bag.
The girls stood and watched my performance and I soon realised my mistake. Them buggers were hell bent on showing me up! Aargh, even Brack offered to be ridden. TW and Dilly pootled about and she was so proud and pleased. Then when she came back in the afternoon Jez was perfect and she had another pootle with Dilly. Then Boblet said I was a bad word and that noone likes me. Thats just mean!! So I strolled around in the sunshine with my bits hanging out to make myself feel better. Ha!!
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