WTF

Dear TW

Are you absolutely frikking kidding me?

For the last 4 years I have asked you to get Frankie back. You know how upset and stressed it made me when he went away and how it made my tummy bad. You also know how I've hated having to be head of a herd but I've worked really hard at it (even though it's a big herd full of complicated ladies) even though it made me worry all the time.

Finally in the last couple of weeks I have been feeling good and settled and happy. And then you go and bring the Bean back. WTF? My head is mashed man!! I want to be buds with him again but I need to make sure he knows I'm boss. And quite frankly (pardon the pun) I have not forgotten how shit he was to me when I first arrived from Ireland and he bit that chunk out of my ear. So yes, I have chased him a bit and booted his ass but I know he isn't bothered and that is annoying. And yes I am hugely pissed off with you so you can shove your extra strong mints and cuddles cos I ain't interested.

Yours

Mr Squire

PS please don't send me away