Yesterday we stayed in for a whole 24 hours cos the weather was shite and the fields were sloppy. TW left us happily munching away looking peaceful and content. Sadly after she left I decided that Jezey was a bit of a nob and gave her a wee kicking. Farmer ted was not impressed ( he likes Jezey-pants) and came along and slpit the barn in two with a big gate. Gah!
TW was mucho confused when she arrived back and was mortified when she heard the news. So confused that she managed to get herself locked into the barn and had to cry for help heheheh. Actually she didn't believe it cos she thinks I'm an angel (which I am) however she shut the gate again before she left for the evening. Bleddy Jezey had 2/3 of the barn and me and the Bee only had 1/3. Now that is fecking rude!
Fortunately this morning she said we could go out. well I think that's what she was saying in between coughing her guts up. Dirty begger! She gave us some hay but we stuck to the grass. When evening came she was tickled to see me and Jez being best mates in one field and Bee sulking on his own. Pah! Out came the feed buckets and she got all bossy again. Me and Bee mostly respected her. Jez on the other hand tried to shove TW over with her big apple bum! (Jezeys bum not TW's!) - TW was disgusted. I put on my best angel face and TW said lots of nice things to me.
After our grub we skied down to the barn and did a dance with TW as she tried to separate me and Jez again. The final configuration was Jez and Bee at the back and me at the front. Hmmm. Inother news TW has been on to Mr vet man about ulcer tests again. She says she knows I'm a wee dream really and maybe my tummy is making me a bit gypy. Good TW.
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