Trouble

It was darn but no so cold when TW arrived today. We mooched about the barn a bit but TW made us leave. Poo! She spent ages mucking out and then put down some nice clean straw and some hay for us. Then she pootled round to the field.

Obviously I thought my luck was in but she only wanted to play with Jezey. Meany. I bit Jez as she left the field and tried to untie her when she was getting ready but nowt worked. She tacked her up and off they went down the track. I shouted a bit. Got ignored. Galloped about a bit. Again didn't get much of a reaction.

They went through the gate and Jez was a good girl and let TW clamber on straight away. Gah! off the strolled nice and relaxed. So I shouted and shouted and shouted. Aha! Jez got nappy. I shouted some more and galloped up the field so i was close as close could be.

On they went, TW wiggling her fairy wand every now and again. Jez was torn. I shouted some more. Up the first field and up the second. TW stopped her every time she tried to spin. Impressive. But Jez had a secret. At the very last minute she jumped in the air! And bucked!! Holy feck just where I had bucked TW off. I couldn't believe it.

TW was shocked I could tell. She jumped off and only gave jez a smack with the wand! OMFG! And they bleddy carried on walking. Through the double gates and up the next field. Then TW popped back on and they started walking back. I shouted some more and Jezey got jiggly and napped at the gate. TW wanded her again! Holy cow! Jumped off through the gates, down the field and bleddy got back on AGAIN!! Through the final field TW held the cordura tight and Jez walked nicely like a good girl. GAH! Foiled. Must try harder. TW said lots of bad words to me.

The barn was open today so we took ourselves in and trashed the hay instead of sun bathing. TW came and locked us in mid afternoon cos she had to work late. I hope a bale each is enough to last til morning.